My Fear

Ya'll might think this is sooo funny but really its a serious condition.. Im terrified of COWS! not even kidding. they are the scariest animal on the face of the earth! those who know me know my reason why but for those who dont i will tell you.
Afew years or so i had a dream no more like a nightmare. Well this nightmare started off with me in a feild just a normal feild but with a herd of cows and i didnt think much about it at first because they were just cows. boy was i wrong.. One of the cows kept staring at me with his/her eyes and then bellord. at that sound a huge spaceship and all the cows began to float. turns out the one that was staring at me was their leader and they really were aleins and they wanted to abduct me. but there was a catch the only way they could abduct me was to drop from the ski and squash me. ever since i have not been able to look at a cow without hiding or freaking out! and thats why im terrified of cows